how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate you?
0 because i wouldn’t let you anywhere me
(via thisisreallyryanross)
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stilesstillnski:
how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate you?
0 because i wouldn’t let you anywhere me
(via thisisreallyryanross)
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monarchbaby:
mareeps:
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
(Source: drarna, via thisisreallyryanross)
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
(Source: drarna, via thisisreallyryanross)
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Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you. Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg. Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit. Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
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selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via thesetwonunsweresittingnexttome)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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I am Alone sixbillionsecrets:
from Six Billion Secrets http://bit.ly/17VMLFW
I am Alone
from Six Billion Secrets http://bit.ly/17VMLFW
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!): daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
(via fuckitletsgethighh)
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via fuckitletsgethighh)
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